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Musician (and harmonica players) Jokes 10 months 2 weeks ago #5934

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Haven't done this since the change here at HC, some are so old I myself kicked the
slats out of my cradle the first time I heard them, but here's it;

Q: How is harmonica playing like throwing a javelin blindfolded?
A: You don't have to be very good to get peoples attention.

Q: How do you know if the stage is level?
A: The harmonica player is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Q: What is the difference between a blues band and a Brahma bull?
A: The bull has the horns up front and the a**hole in the back.

Q: How can you make a guitar players car go faster?
A: Take the Dominos sign off the roof.

Q: Why did the drummer leave his sticks on the dashboard of his car?
A: So he could legally park in a handicapped zone.

Q: "Did you know old Sarge plays Southern songs?" (Feel free to substitute any name, like Reed, Suave, Marcy, etc )
A: "I shore did, that's how come I naturally put cotton in my ears." :woohoo:

Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer/songwriter?
A: Put it in the oven till its Bill Withers.

Mark Twain's Definition Of A Gentleman; One Who Can Play Harmonica But Don't.

Q: How do you know there is a blues harmonica player at your door?
A: Your doorbell feeds back.

Thank you, Thank you, I'm here all week. Don't applaud, just throw money!
Regards, Reed
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Musician (and harmonica players) Jokes 10 months 2 weeks ago #5935

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Marriage is like playing the harmonica. It looks easy till you try it.

A young child told his mother "When I grow up I'm going to play the harmonica." His mother responded "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

Q: What's the range of a harmonica? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Q: Did you hear the joke about blues music? A: I don't remember how it goes, but the punchline is "the harmonica player got hit by a car".

Q: Did you hear about the harmonica player who played in tune? A: Neither did I
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Musician (and harmonica players) Jokes 10 months 2 weeks ago #5936

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Now that's what I'm talkin' "bout!

" I have a new doctor, a woman, quite attractive. I saw the first time today, she said, "I can tell you right
now Mr. Smith that you'll have to stop masturbating", I asked, "why?" she said, "because I am trying to
examine you!"
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Musician (and harmonica players) Jokes 10 months 2 weeks ago #5937

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Why does beer go through your system so fast?
It doesn't have to stop to change color!
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Musician (and harmonica players) Jokes 10 months 2 weeks ago #5938

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This could get more painful than trying to bend out of the left side of your mouth, tongue blocked, when you usually use the right side of your mouth.

- What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick

- What is brown and sticky? A Stick

- What do you call a guitar player who can't play guitar? A Bass Player.

- What do you get hanging off apple trees? Tired arms.

Andy
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Musician (and harmonica players) Jokes 10 months 2 weeks ago #5939

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AndyT wrote:
This could get more painful than trying to bend out of the left side of your mouth, tongue blocked, when you usually use the right side of your mouth. ...


- What do you call ten harmonicas at the bottom of the ocean? - a good start.

- Why was the harp player standing, staring at his front door? - He was waiting for someone to tell him what key.

- How can you tell a drummer's at the door? The knocking keeps speeding up.

- What's the difference between a frog and a harmonica player? Frogs aren't on foodstamps.

- "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?" - "About a half beat behind the drummer."

- Why is a drum machine better than a drummer? Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend.

Andy
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